After a long week of trying not to be driven completely mental by my child I finally have Emmy back! It's kind of a mixed blessing considering that they BOTH have a tendency to drive me batty but... At least Maire and Emmy will entertain each other and hopefully wear each other out! *oh crap! there's silence! I'm scared! If I'm not back in 5 minutes call in the National Guard!* (They're in there playing the DS and discussing Halloween costumes. Hey, you need to have a game plan, Yo!) So, as I was saying...
How many of you used to be intelligent before children? Let me see a show of hands. Uh-huh, uh-huh, well it seems some of you are being modest and some of you don't understand the word intelligent. Never mind, put your hands down.
I've always contended that children are parasites. It bothers my husband when I say this but if you look at the definition of parasite and then look at what it means for a woman to be pregnant... Well, my observation would be correct. And like so many other parasites our children will use up most of our resources that God has given us and then blatantly steal the rest! Have you ever had your child look at you like you are stupid? Yeah, me too! It's their fault you know. I used to have a fairly high triple digit IQ (I can prove it!) and now I'm lucky to have a double digit IQ!
Well, here's to hoping I live to post another day! Cheers!